George Santos knows a thing or two about controversy and creating tension among his piers. Following accusations of financial misdeeds, including stealing money from campaign donors, the United States House of Representatives voted to expel him. In doing so, Santos became the sixth person ever to be expelled from the venerable institution. It was not just Democrats who moved to have him ousted, as more than one hundred Republicans also voted to have him removed.
Earlier today, ROH Board of Directors member Stokely Hathaway surprised fans when he released a video of Santos and tagged Willow Nightingale and Kris Statlander. It is worth noting that Santos is one of Cameo’s top earners, and this was likely something Hathaway paid for and was not done out of the kindness of the former politician’s heart.
“Hello, it’s the diva you’ve all been waiting to hear from, George Santos! Yes, yes, yes, whatever,” he began. “Listen, has Stokeley made a lot of mistakes? I’ve honestly lost count. Has he pissed people off? He’s drowning in the urine. He’s like a little Suge Knight without the fear or intimidation. Just give him a chance.
“Like seriously, what do you have to lose? Would I lie to you? If there’s anyone, seriously, anyone you can trust, it’s me. So go out there on Dynamite. Get him a little booster seat and get to work! Toodles. Also, real quick before I go, is it me, or does Eddie Kingston look like Fat Joe? Bye.”
The video of Santos from Hathaway comes as the former leader of The Firm is actively trying to manage the former TBS Champion. Statlander and Nightingale were successful in a tag team street fight on AEW Collision last month, but rather than congratulate them, Hathaway attempted to sew division. He had the two women booked for a singles match at Worlds End, which Nightingale was able to win. In the weeks since, the two have gone back to successfully teaming, with Hathaway continuing to court Statlander.
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